smack that ass from 8 feet away
Nothing makes me feel better about myself than watching people on infomercials
They can’t even eat or drink food right
More like the most clumsiest, unluckiest, and laziest people in the world.
whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
Good evening, Mr Bond
Holy shit I was really fucking confused as to why Pegasus had a master ball
I’m confused on why he fucking wasted it on a god damn wailord
I’m confused why you think a whiscash is a wailord.
I’m confused as to why Pegasus is in Pokemon of all places.